The Perfect Husband

by Grae

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’


WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’


MAN: ‘Yes’


WOMAN: ‘I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only
£1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’

MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.’


WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the
Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.’

MAN: ‘How much?’


WOMAN: ‘
£ 90,000′

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.’


WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £
950,000′

MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £
900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it’s really a pretty good price.’

WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!’


MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.’


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: ‘Anyone know who this phone belongs to?’

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